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thefatjewish's Media: I will disappear without warning, without a fucking trace. Years from now, you’ll be at a gelato st

I will disappear without warning, without a fucking trace. Years from now, you’ll be at a gelato stand in Florence and you’ll see someone you think might be me wearing white linen and multiple silk scarves. I’ll wink at you knowingly.

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thefatjewish's Media: PLEASE TURN THE VOLUME ALL THE WAY UP. THIS VIDEO OF OPRAH AT A PHOTOSHOOT IS ME ON THE TINIEST BIT

PLEASE TURN THE VOLUME ALL THE WAY UP. THIS VIDEO OF OPRAH AT A PHOTOSHOOT IS ME ON THE TINIEST BIT OF DESIGNER DRUGS.

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thefatjewish's Media: Chrissy Teigen is a national fucking treasure, she should live in the Smithsonian Museum.

Chrissy Teigen is a national fucking treasure, she should live in the Smithsonian Museum.

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thefatjewish's Media: CHARLIE SHEEN’S RAGING RELENTLESS COCAINE PROBLEM WAS HEADLINE NEWS (tw: @gsheffr)

CHARLIE SHEEN’S RAGING RELENTLESS COCAINE PROBLEM WAS HEADLINE NEWS (tw: @gsheffr)

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thefatjewish's Media: TODAY IS THE 10,935TH CONSECUTIVE DAY THAT I HAVEN’T USED FUCKING ALGEBRA

TODAY IS THE 10,935TH CONSECUTIVE DAY THAT I HAVEN’T USED FUCKING ALGEBRA

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thefatjewish's Media: The last time I saw the Google maps car driving towards me I spazzed out and started pretending to

The last time I saw the Google maps car driving towards me I spazzed out and started pretending to aggressively masturbate and was immediately ashamed of myself.

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thefatjewish's Media: HE FARTS IN THE BATHTUB AND TRIES TO BITE THE BUBBLES

HE FARTS IN THE BATHTUB AND TRIES TO BITE THE BUBBLES

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thefatjewish's Media: VOLUME WAY ⬆️⬆️. In my entire life I have never connected with a human on a deeper level than a hus

VOLUME WAY ⬆️⬆️. In my entire life I have never connected with a human on a deeper level than a husky 9 year old who is fucking PISSED that he isn’t going to Hooters.

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thefatjewish's Media: AND I’LL LET YOU FUCKING MANIACS VOTE TO DECIDE WHICH MEME. AND I’LL DO IT ON IG LIVE. SAD JORDAN,

AND I’LL LET YOU FUCKING MANIACS VOTE TO DECIDE WHICH MEME. AND I’LL DO IT ON IG LIVE. SAD JORDAN, HARAMBE SUCKING OFF SALT BAE, DAT BOi, DOGGO PUPPER, KERMIT TALKING TO DARTH KERMIT, CONCERNED BLACK GUY ON THE PHONE, THE BLUE/ GOLD DRESS, SAD KEANU REEVES, WHAT THE FUCK EVERRRRR YOU WANT

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thefatjewish's Media: YOU’RE A GHOST DRIVING A MEAT COVERED SKELETON ON A ROCK HURLING THROUGH OUTER SPACE, YOU’RE DOING

YOU’RE A GHOST DRIVING A MEAT COVERED SKELETON ON A ROCK HURLING THROUGH OUTER SPACE, YOU’RE DOING GREAT, YOU’LL FIGURE IT ALL OUT.

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thefatjewish's Media: If I had a father-in-law, I’d 100% prefer to eat pasta strained through his underpants after a stre

If I had a father-in-law, I’d 100% prefer to eat pasta strained through his underpants after a stressful day of work than run a 5K with him.

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thefatjewish's Media: ARE PEOPLE WORKING? NOT WORKING? I’M DRUNK AT NOON. ATE COOKIES FOR BREAKFAST. THIS TIME OF YEAR IS

ARE PEOPLE WORKING? NOT WORKING? I’M DRUNK AT NOON. ATE COOKIES FOR BREAKFAST. THIS TIME OF YEAR IS SO FUCKING CONFUSING. (tw: @benoo_brown)

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thefatjewish's Media: YOUR AUNT HAS CONSUMED SO MUCH FUCKING CHARDONNAY AND IT’S TIME TO GO

YOUR AUNT HAS CONSUMED SO MUCH FUCKING CHARDONNAY AND IT’S TIME TO GO

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thefatjewish's Media: My grandmother is 92 and HORNY. She met her current boyfriend, Arthur, in the pool while doing low

My grandmother is 92 and HORNY. She met her current boyfriend, Arthur, in the pool while doing low impact exercising to “Timber” by Ke$ha.

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thefatjewish's Media: It’s the most, wonderful time, fuck you Dad.

It’s the most, wonderful time, fuck you Dad.

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thefatjewish's Media: LITERALLY FUCKING KcND560nL14DX7bbJ88SOk15 (LETTER O/NUMBER 0 CONFUSION ABOUND)

LITERALLY FUCKING KcND560nL14DX7bbJ88SOk15 (LETTER O/NUMBER 0 CONFUSION ABOUND)

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thefatjewish's Media: WHY DO I NEED FUCKING “NEWSSTAND” @apple @stevewozniak @stevejobsinheaven

WHY DO I NEED FUCKING “NEWSSTAND” @apple @stevewozniak @stevejobsinheaven

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thefatjewish's Media: Turning your head all the way around to look, lowering the music, a person on the street watching a

Turning your head all the way around to look, lowering the music, a person on the street watching and judging... IT’S JUST NOT FUCKING WORTH IT (tw: @holyscum)

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thefatjewish's Media: Also, you come to realize that most likely, your dad has 69’ed with your mom.

Also, you come to realize that most likely, your dad has 69’ed with your mom.

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thefatjewish's Media: Most times, doing cocaine makes you an unbearable motormouth whose breath smells like hobo anus. Bu

Most times, doing cocaine makes you an unbearable motormouth whose breath smells like hobo anus. But once in a while, it produces INCREDIBLE ideas that will change the world. (tw: @mokishome)

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thefatjewish's Media: THIS IS THE FIRST YEAR I’VE EVER GIVEN A FUCK ABOUT CHRISTMAS, ONLY BECAUSE I KNEW I’D GET TO SEE T

THIS IS THE FIRST YEAR I’VE EVER GIVEN A FUCK ABOUT CHRISTMAS, ONLY BECAUSE I KNEW I’D GET TO SEE THIS KID AGAIN

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thefatjewish's Media: SHOUTS TO DADS WHO GIVE ZERO FUCKS ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN WORK, GAS PRICES, AND MAINTAINING THEI

SHOUTS TO DADS WHO GIVE ZERO FUCKS ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN WORK, GAS PRICES, AND MAINTAINING THEIR THICK INCREDIBLE MUSTACHE

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thefatjewish's Media: OH SHIT MY BAD, SORRY IVAN IN THE NISSAN ROGUE! AUTOMATIC 5 STARS DUDE!

OH SHIT MY BAD, SORRY IVAN IN THE NISSAN ROGUE! AUTOMATIC 5 STARS DUDE!

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thefatjewish's Media: IF THIS VIDEO DOESN’T MAKE YOU EVEN A LITTLE HAPPY YOU ARE A FUCKING MONSTER WHO IS COMPLETELY DEAD

IF THIS VIDEO DOESN’T MAKE YOU EVEN A LITTLE HAPPY YOU ARE A FUCKING MONSTER WHO IS COMPLETELY DEAD INSIDE

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thefatjewish's Media: IMAGINE BEING DISQUALIFIED BECAUSE OF YOUR BIG OL’ DICK

IMAGINE BEING DISQUALIFIED BECAUSE OF YOUR BIG OL’ DICK

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thefatjewish's Media: I’VE ALREADY HAD LIKE 20 HUMAN BEINGS INTERACT WITH ME TODAY, IT’S A FUCKING NIGHTMARE

I’VE ALREADY HAD LIKE 20 HUMAN BEINGS INTERACT WITH ME TODAY, IT’S A FUCKING NIGHTMARE

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thefatjewish's Media: VOLUME ⬆️⬆️. THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES GAVE ME RAGING ANXIETY UNTIL I NEEDED A XANAX SMOOTHIE,

VOLUME ⬆️⬆️. THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES GAVE ME RAGING ANXIETY UNTIL I NEEDED A XANAX SMOOTHIE, BUT THIS VIDEO IS GREAT AND WHOEVER MADE IT IS A TRUE ARTIST SUCK IT JACKSON POLLOCK (@luckytelevisie)

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thefatjewish's Media: I’M AT LUNCH NOT TALKING TO THE PERSON I’M WITH, BUT INSTEAD LOOKING AT A FACEBOOK PHOTO OF THE LUN

I’M AT LUNCH NOT TALKING TO THE PERSON I’M WITH, BUT INSTEAD LOOKING AT A FACEBOOK PHOTO OF THE LUNCH BELONGING TO A GIRL I HAVEN’T SEEN SINCE I FINGERED HER IN 2007

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thefatjewish's Media: A lot of protest signs have been made since the Trump administration began, but none are better tha

A lot of protest signs have been made since the Trump administration began, but none are better than this one.

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thefatjewish's Media: IF YOU DON’T REALLY KNOW ABOUT HOME ALONE YOU’RE 12 YEARS OLD AND FUCK OFF

IF YOU DON’T REALLY KNOW ABOUT HOME ALONE YOU’RE 12 YEARS OLD AND FUCK OFF

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thefatjewish's Media: VOLUME ⬆️⬆️⬆️. You could be on 8 pills of molly at a party in a zero gravity simulator with Elon Mu

VOLUME ⬆️⬆️⬆️. You could be on 8 pills of molly at a party in a zero gravity simulator with Elon Musk, a few Serbian hookers with automatic weapons and a 5 foot long Super Bowl party sub sandwich, AND IT WOULDN’T BE NEARLY AS POPPING AS THIS SHIT

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thefatjewish's Media: TODAY IS THE 3,946TH STRAIGHT DAY I DIDN’T USE SHITTY ALGEBRA

TODAY IS THE 3,946TH STRAIGHT DAY I DIDN’T USE SHITTY ALGEBRA

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thefatjewish's Media: LIVE EACH DAY GIVING LESS FUCKS THAN SHARON DOES ABOUT HER OFFICE’S HR POLICY DURING THE HOLIDAY SE

LIVE EACH DAY GIVING LESS FUCKS THAN SHARON DOES ABOUT HER OFFICE’S HR POLICY DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON

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